Yo Mama Stuff

Ok, I was really bored and I stumbled upon Spricket24's video, Old People.
She said a "Yo Mama" joke at the end. I love those jokes.
So I gathered up a bunch of those, and here they are:


So Fat
1. Yo Mama so fat, God said, "Let there be light!', and she had to move.
2. Yo Mama so fat, she walked outside with her yellow raincoat, and everyone yelled, "TAXI!"
2. Yo Mama so fat, she went to the beach, and everyone yelled, "Free Willy!"
3. Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
4. Yo Mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
5. Yo Mama so fat, when she sist around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

So Dumb
1. Yo Mama so dumb, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all the W's.
2. Yo Mama so dumb, she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
3. Yo Mama so dumb, that she went to the movies and saw a sign that said "under 17 not admitted", so she went back home to get 16 of her friends.
4. Yo Mama so dumb, that she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
5. Yo Mama so dumb, she got lost in map store.

So Old
1. Yo Mama so old, she was using a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
2. Yo Mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.
3. Yo Mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
4. Yo Mama so old, she has an autographed Bible.
5. Yo Mama so old, her memory is in black and white.

That's all! I hope you enjoyed them.